Cheating on Your Wife

My wife is an ice queen!

I am traveling

What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her

You’ve been around the block. You’ve run out of time. Your hair is getting thinner and your middle is getting plumper. Suzy in accounting has flirted with you and her body is SO firm…maybe…

You’re not an idiot. You know that schmucks and idiots get caught. Maybe you’ll just have a drink. That’ll be harmless. That won’t be cheating. You just want to feel alive again!

You won’t even cheat. Coincidentally, you tell yourself cheating isn’t even an option. But after the fourth cocktail and that lengthy hug, you’ve already cheated. You didn’t anticipate this event. You’ve never cheated before-ever. Now look what you’ve done. You are on this webpage, reading how to do it again and not become a victim yourself.

You’ve learned the lingo, codes and rules for cheaters so as to avoid detection. These resources will deliver foolproof solutions to the complexities of a double life. You’ll become a specialist in knowing how to circumvent the minefield and even learn the clear path to erase 100% of your activities, 100% without suspicion. You’ll anticipate your spouse’s skeptical attitude and laugh off the occasional accusation. Your strategy, thus far, has been like clockwork.

This will not last.

It doesn’t matter if you rationalize your behavior now or later, you will always pay the price. This cost may not be apparent to you today. Actually, like the myriad of people before you, you’ve buried your values so deep, you don’t may not know what they are.

You are too smart to get caught, of course.You have taken every precaution. You’ve destroyed all the evidence. You and your lover have even agreed on some rules to insure your double life goes on. You may have rules like the following:

The two of you both have alias-type email accounts.

You’ve agreed to delete all your email as soon as you’ve read it.

The two of you both clear out your internet history daily.

You’ve agreed to never use the cell phone.

The two of you use code words for professing your lust and love.

You pay in cash for your hotel stays.

You’ve only had liaisons when you are out of town.

You tell your spouse you still love her.

You use protection 100% of the time regardless of who claims what.

The two of you both use outsourced “Excuse” companies to remove any suspicion about where you are.

There are infinite variables. There is a limit to your genius. Clever software programmer have created invisible files that can capture every key you have tapped. This means that even if you delete an email from your lover and put it in the trash, your key strokes outlining your password and naughty talk is memorized by the program (which is in a hidden file) and can be seen by your spouse. Uh oh!

There is, of course, a rational and honest outcome that eliminates deception, conflict and the cost of a dual life.

Cheating, sex and intimacy can be complicated.  Cheating on your spouse comes with a heavy price to pay-start investing now.

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